Entrenchment tool, painted and gritted in homage to Max Brooks' Lobotomizer (aka Lobo) idea. Lemme tell ya, when you're carrying this thing around in costume you feel like you really could hack down the undead. It actually has little chunks clinging to it too!
What was that cadence my drill sgt adored?
"I love pools of blood, hack 'em in the neck with your etool, baby!"